Well, if i haven’t seen the movie yet, shouldn’t I avoid spoilers as if they were band names starting with R?
What do you have against the Ramones?
Don’t you think that as a brat, I should be afraid of them and their baseball bats?
Weren’t they all cricketers, Bruce?
Are you saying I shouldn’t take them at their word when they say “baseball”?
Shouldn’t I take them for their word when they say gabba gabba hey?
Why wouldn’t you?
Would you be interested in some prime swampland I just happen to have for sale?
Would you believe I put all my assets into Tesla stock Friday afternoon?
Does that mean you can’t afford to buy the freakin’ Brooklyn Bridge from me, despite the great price I’m offering?
You’re selling the Brooklyn Bridge??? But what about that guy I bought it from last week?
He’s obviously a scam artist, right? But you can trust me, right, can’t ya?
If I can’t trust a fellow Questions-Only-er, who can I trust?
So… when would you like to sign the bill of sale?
Can it wait until I’ve had a chance to check out the oceanfront property I bought in Arizona?
Didn’t I mention the many other people clamoring to close a deal with me, and my very tight timetable?
But what if I first want to make sure I’ll be able to move the bridge there?
Well, okay, but could you hurry it up, maybe?
Surely you don’t think I want undue delays any more than you do, do you?
Of course not, but could you please stop calling me Shirley?