Would you rather I call you Darwin Henchman?
Where did that come from?
Wasn’t he that guy in the Beagles?
The Beagles? Did Snoopy belong to the Beagles?
Where Snoopy is concerned, would you be willing to rule anything out?
Why, is Snoopy particularly well known as being unpredictable? I mean do you ever hear Charlie Brown say "where’s that unpredictable dog of mine and his curious and mysterious bird friend?"
Don’t you think his strange ability to regularly find himself in the midst of World War I aerial dogfights (ahem) speaks to some kind of preternatural goings-on?
Did you have a straight face as you typed “Snoopy” and “preternatural goings-on” in the same sentence?
Well, I mean, how could I pass up the opportunity to type out the words preternatural goings-on and post them for the whole world to see?
I guess you didn’t actually type “Snoopy” in that sentence, did you?
Technically no, but why get hung up on technicalities?
Peppermint Patty never does, does she?
I forget, what does Peppermint Patty refer to Snoopy as? Wasn’t it ‘kid with the big nose’ or something like that?
That sounds about right, doesn’t it?
Wasn’t Peppermint Paddy an Irishman?
Would Paddy O’Furniture ever rust if you left him out in the rain?
Isn’t it about time that the word Sierra, representing the letter S in the NATO phonetic
alphabet, was replaced by the word Stoat ?
You mean it’s not ALREADY stoat???
Well, it’s obviously long overdue, innit?
You mean “slut” was wrong all this time?