Why is that pagoda smoking a cigarette?
Uh, what?
Why am I getting more confused than yours truly?
But you are “yours truly” for purposes of your own posts, aren’t you?
Is this really the place to quibble over insignificant details like that?
Where better?
Don’t you think Paddy’s Pub would be a good place to deal with such matters?
What time shall we meet at Paddy’s, then?
Well, should we call ahead for reservations, just in case they’re not expecting customers?
Do pubs usually take reservations?
They do at the Smoking Pagoda, don’t they?
Is it agreed, then, that we’ll convene at the Smoking Pagoda? Who’s going to have the invitations printed up?
Am I not already there waiting on you all?
What the… how’d you get there so fast?
Can you have them hold a table for me?
A whole table? How many people are you bringing with you?
Which location is this?
Isn’t that the one next to the Thai place across from where that good record store used to be?
So I shouldn’t have gone to the one next to the landfill?
Is that why I’m still all alone? Will you wait for me next to the landfill?