Can you get here in ten minutes, so I won’t be late for my appointment this afternoon to have an argument?
Can we all go with you to your argument?
Do you think it might be better to reschedule for some other day?
Sure, but would you please record your argument for us?
Is it okay if I post it on Bandcamp?
Can you wait a few while I look that up?
While you’re looking that up, can I tell you about this one time, at band camp?
It didn’t involve a flute and some act of, er, perversion, did it?
And if so, could you give us a lot of detail, please?
Where can I upload the photos? ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)
Why not create the website Bandcampflutepervy.com and post it there?
Are you in a hurry to see the photos?
Well, who wouldn’t be?
Why don’t I just print the photos out and send them to your workplace?
May I give you each of my coworkers’ email addresses?
Are they in the mood for lewd?
Am I the only one who thinks this is taking on the appearance of a moneymaking proposition?
Can you put a price on hot flute action?
Would $22.99 be the right price?
Would a little hot bagpipe action be included as well?
Have the words “hot” and “bagpipe” appeared in the same sentence before? Ever?