Must we?
Do you have a better idea?
How about I change the subject entirely?
Change the subject? In this economy?
Does it really cost that much to change a subject?
Do you think there might be some kind of. . . ah, call it a rubric, maybe, that would allow us to compare the value of different subjects?
Rubric? Like the guy with the cube?
Doesn’t it have something to do with the movie guy?
He wasn’t the oddball prince in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, was he?
Naw, wasn’t he the guy who made 2001, A Space Odyssey?
Isn’t that a David Bowie song?
The knife guy who died at the Alamo?
Hey, did you know Phil Collins is a big fan of the Alamo?
Who gave you permission to change the subject?
Don’t all subjects, in one way or another, relate to Phil Collins?
Can I have a Tom Collins instead?
Why am I feeling like I’m getting a contact high?
Didn’t Wheelz mention the Alamo?
But then again on the other hand, wasn’t Ozzy Osbourne the one who peed on the Alamo?
Really? He did that? How did he make it out of Texas, hell, San Antonio alive?