Didn’t he bite the head off a bat onstage too?
Didn’t lots of guys pee on the Alamo back in the day?
Isn’t that how Texans claimed territory back in the day?
But how many guys in Texas back in the day were drug-addled British rock stars?
Not to mention, who were not exactly known for their awesome self-defense skills?
What does this have to do with Phil Collins?
Wasn’t Phil Collins the guy who peed on the Alamo?
Given that so many folks have had to pee at the Alamo, do you think maybe there’s enough material for a book on the subject? Should we contact our publishers? Any suggestions for a working title?
How about “Rehydrate the Alamo!”?
Do you think there might be an Orson Bean story to include in the book?
I dunno, did Orson Bean ever take a whiz at the Alamo? Wouldn’t a story about, say, Davy Crockett passing a kidney stone at the Alamo put a better historic spin on things?
I don’t suppose there’s a way we could plausibly work some stoats into the tail, er, tale?
Were there stoats at the Alamo in Viva Max!?
Didn’t I see one perched on Orson Bean’s shoulder? You know, in the scene set in Blawnox?
Wasn’t that a rat?
You don’t think I, of all people, can tell the difference between a stoat and a rat?
Have you ever seen a rat in a stoat costume?
If it’s a good costume–and i mean really good–how would you know?
Rats don’t wear costumes, do they? I mean, of course, obviously, other than at Halloween?
Who here has seen rats wearing costumes on Halloween? Are you just making this up as you go?