Where can I find said dumpster and incriminating coconut so that I can proclaim to the world that we do, indeed, disseminate valuable, I mean huge, fantastic information in this here thread?
Did you look outside the back door of the Questions Only Headquarters Building, in the alley where all those mean dogs are roaming around? Also, did anyone disseminate the possibly valuable information to you that the door is kept locked, and the key is in the cellar, where both the lights and the stairs are out, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”?
Isn’t a Douglas Adams reference always appreciated?
Really, would you want to participate in a thread where it isn’t?
Could someone have left the Official Record in a field somewhere when they were busy getting the sheep dip? Who’s in charge of the sheep dip?
Well, it’s gotta be Bruce, innit?
You mean the same Bruce in charge of teaching logical positivism too?
Bruce, if you are reading this, can you drop whatever logical positive nonsense you are doing and bring us the sheep dip? What are you doing, anyway?
Didn’t Bruce get frozen on Tenth Avenue?
Which Bruce do you mean? There are several, aren’t there, in the Philosophy Department of the University of Wollamaloo?
Isn’t it obvious were referring to Bruce (as opposed to Bruce)?
Are you saying that Brooce isn’t part of all this?
Did anyone say Brooce (or even Broose or Bruice) wasn’t part of this as well?
Well, now, don’t you think it’s just plain silly to be bringing Bruice into it at this point?
What about Raymond Luxury Yacht?
Isn’t that actually pronounced ‘throat warbler mangrove’?
Did you know that there was a typo in the script for that episode, and what Graham Chapman pronounced as “Throat Warbler Mangrove” was actually supposed to be “My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels”?
Really?
Is that so hard to believe?
Well, those are pretty different phrases, aren’t they?