Don’t you think it shows how difficult it is to spread information around when you’re not allowed to do anything but ask questions?
Wait, we’re supposed to be spreading information around here?
Aren’t we spreading something?
Yes, but is information really the best way to characterize what we’re spreading?
Well, I mean, wouldn’t you like to maintain the pretense that it is?
Sure…I mean, that IS what we’re doing here, right?
Yes, what else could we be doing?
I dunno, maybe something useful for a change?
But then, won’t people expect us to be useful all the time?
Hmmm, I wonder if anyone else here has considered that?
Would anyone who has, please raise your hand?
How about we start with you, did you consider that?
Well, can’t you see that the world would certainly consider us to be disseminating very valuable information?
Would, or does?
Well, can’t you see that the world certainly does consider us to be disseminating very valuable information?
What if I admitted I’m having some difficulty in seeing this?
So I’m not the only one, eh?
Can it be put in the official record that when I first mentioned the idea of spreading information, I didn’t say it had to be valuable?
I’d be happy to, but can’t seem to locate the Official Record…anyone know where it is? Alright, who had it last?
Wasn’t it inscribed on that coconut that’s been lying out there on the ground near the dumpster just outside the back door?