Did you win?
Does leaving with a full bag of chips qualify as winning?
Well, if you have Pringles, how could anyone possibly think of it as losing?
Would you rather be rich or salty?
If I’m rich, can’t I be as salty as I want?
With that weird pink salt?
Why not mix up a bunch of different colors?
Yeah, but isn’t that pink stuff specifically linked to wealthy folks? You know, isn’t this the Grey Poupon crowd we’re talking about?
Am I not remembering correctly in thinking that the guy at the kiosk in the concourse of the shopping mall was harassing passersby because he wanted to sell them pink salt?
What kind of a salesman pushes pink salt?
Don’t you think I wondered about that myself?
Can you imagine how the family of a pink salt salesman feels?
It can’t be an easy thing to admit poolside at the country club, do you think?
Hey, it pays the bills, doesn’t it?
And country club dues, too, right?
Do we really want pink salt salesmen in our country club?
What are we, snobs?
Didn’t you know?
Who let him in, or is he maybe the hired help?
We have hired help?