Wouldn’t that be a little perverse and sexually aggressive?
Not to mention possibly criminal?
What, are there laws against meat now?
Wouldn’t there be such laws in a vegetarian society?
Don’t vegetables also have rights?
Where should I look in the law books for that?
And while you’re at it, would you mind looking up fruit rights as well?
Now that they have rights, are you still allowed to call them “fruits?”
Would “Produce-Americans” be better?
Does that mean they’re productive citizens?
What would they produce?
Uh… littler versions of themselves?
Is littler a word?
Is this a good enough cite for you? Does it help if Gertrude Stein used the word?: Littler Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
So does that mean that “embiggen” is a word too?
Can you believe they didn’t credit The Simpsons here?: Embiggen Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster. But did Gertrude Stein ever use it?
Wasn’t it coined after her death?
When does a little detail like that ever stop a great writer?
So does that make Gertrude Stein a ghost writer?
Would that apply to the Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas?