You calling me Bruce, Bruce?
Is your name not Bruce, then?
Does Lenny count?
How about Count Lenny?
In what country does he hold an aristocratic title?
Freedonia?
Come to think of it, could it be the Duchy of Grand Fenwick?
Can’t be the UK, because they don’t have counts, right?
They don’t? Then how do they keep track of, you know, how many things there are?
Do they have that vampire Muppet come in for a few days every month to take care of that?
Didn’t the Muppet ‘count’ die a few years ago?
Did someone drive an adorable little wooden stake through his heart?
On national television?
Where else?
Philadelphia?
Isn’t that the City of Brotherly Love?
Well, it ain’t Blawnox, izzit?
What sets Philadelphia apart from Blawnox?
Is 303 miles via I-76 a good enough answer?
What am I, a road atlas?