How would I know if I’ve never seen you in person?
Have you met other road atlases, pray?
Should I rule it out as a possibility?
Do you think you can?
Would you believe I still haven’t ruled out the possibility of meeting a sentient bowl of pudding?
Pudding? Really? Rice, tapioca, chocolate, butterscotch… or some other flavor? Can you tell that I like pudding?
Even if I favor chocolate, wouldn’t any flavor do if I wanted to get a sense of pudding’s worldview?
Are you suggesting a pudding’s flavor has something to do with its IQ?
Aren’t pudding IQ tests notoriously unreliable?
Has anyone here ever taken or administered a pudding IQ test?
Do you really think we’d admit it if we had?
Why would there be an issue if one had administered a pudding IQ test?
Wouldn’t a person be reluctant to claim association with something that’s notoriously unreliable?
Have you been following national politics since 2016?
Do you really think that would have been a good idea in regard to the tenuous grasp on sanity that I have?
How tenuous are we talkin’ about here?
Would you believe that for a four-year period, I actually thought Donald Trump was president of the United States?
You’ve sought professional help, surely?
Can you recommend someone who would be up to the task?
What continent do you live on?