What if he’s located at McMurdo Station, Antarctica?
Or might this be some kind of trick question to maneuver me into saying I’m incontinent?
TMI, innit?
Is that a temporary moment of irreverence?
You know better than that, don’t you?
You don’t think I want to just assume things, do you?
When have you ever?
If I mention that time I assumed I could get ranch dressing at Cracker Barrel and was then told they had run out, you can see how traumatic that would be, can’t you?
Are still paying for all the therapy bills that followed that incident?
Is who?
Isn’t he on first?
Are we back in Cooperstown again?
Was that a lesser-known Gene Autry tune?
He didn’t get a Grammy for it, did he?
Is his grammy even still alive?
Capitalization can make all the difference in the world, can’t it?
Don’t you think punctuation does?
Well, question marks are pretty much required here, aren’t they?
Hmmm . . . Do you think there might be some clever way to avoid question marks here?
Wouldn’t someone have figured it out yet, if there were? There are an awful lot of smart Dopers here, aren’t there?