What if you’re Johnny Cash?
Who else thought to do the exact same thing as EH just did?
How many of us are Johnny Cash?
Do you need an exact number, or will a rough estimate do?
Well, am I the only one who’s not?
Want me to ask around?
Are you sure you wouldn’t mind?
Aw, c’mon, for you?
You can’t tell that I’m blushing, can you?
Well, your computer doesn’t have a special function to show me that, does it?
Don’t you think I keep the camera covered up?
So that’s different from the Blush Sensor and Remote Indicator, is it?
Does yours not have a built-in discomfitometer?
How much more does one of those thingamajigs cost?
Are you willing to pay five dollars extra for the special AI-enhanced, chrome-plated deluxe model?
Does it also make julienne potatoes?
Wouldn’t you rather have the version that doubles as a full-featured sock bedazzling kit (endorsed by none other than Eustace Haney his own self)?
What’s all this Blush Sensor jibber jabber?
Where’ve you been?
Do you think maybe he’s Johnny Cash, and he’s been everywhere?