How long do you need?
Do you mean in Earth time?
Is time different on other planets?
Didn’t you know that everything is different on other planets? Haven’t you seen the version of Married…with Children they have on Saturn? You know, the one where Al Bundy once scored five touchdowns in one game?
You just made that up, didn’t you?
You don’t really think I could make up something as outrageous as Al Bundy scoring five touchdowns in one game, do you?
Isn’t your vivid imagination just one tiny part of your overall wonderfulness?
If we’re talking “overall,” may I mention my excruciatingly wonderful good looks?
Oh, would you, please?
Or would you rather I hold forth on my unbelievable sense of modesty?
Well, uh, didn’t I already touch on that in post 5815?
You don’t see a post where I claim to have a good memory, do you?
In this thread, you mean?
Uh . . . What were we talking about?
Boy, you weren’t kidding, were you?
In this thread, you mean?
Or anywhere?
What? Do you think I’ve been anywhere?
Hasn’t everybody been somewhere?
Don’t you think that sounds awfully crowded?