Do you think it would be cooler to drop the “Spastic” part and go with plain old Colons? Would people think it was a punctuation-based name? Is punctuation cool?
Don’t you know that it can save lives?
Did you also know there’s already a baseball team named after punctuation?
But the wrong kind, did you notice, according to the Wiki article?
Not to change the subject, but has anyone used the word ‘farfegnugen’ recently?
Didn’t you just use it?
What does it even mean? Is it related to schadenfreude?
Are we even in the right thread?
In the grand scheme of things, is there really a wrong thread?
If it ends with a question mark and it’s here, that’s cool, right?
How could anyone disagree with that?
Don’t all right-thinking people agree?
But do we all agree on the definition of “right-thinking”?
Can we agree that it means “I agree with everything that dirtball says”?
Have I ever told you how much I admire your humility, dirtball?
Would you believe that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me in the last ten minutes?
Do you have a list of everything else said to you in those 10 minutes?
Is this where I have to admit that that’s the only thing anyone said to me during the ten minutes in question?
Are you going to admit to it or not?
Can’t I have some time to figure out how to do it in the form of a question?