But what about the calories? Have you thought about the calories?
So we’d rather talk about ordering a Beef & Cheddar with curly fries, rather than the existential angst in identifying one’s purpose in living?
We can’t very well discuss the purpose of life if we starve to death, can we?
That’s a fair point, innit?
Can i at least learn from you guys the meaning of life before I die from starvation?
Can you have Arby’s delivered?
And do you promise to try a Jamocha shake before you slip this mortal coil?
Have the phrases “Jamocha shake” and “mortal coil” been found in the same sentence prior to this post?
I’m gonna guess… no?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3 ?
Shouldn’t that be 42?
On what level?
Is that some kind of Groundhog Day joke?
Weren’t we just talking about woodchucks?
Did you see that survey where they found that four out of five woodchucks are rooting for the Tigers to win the World Series as fellow representatives of the animal kingdom?
What do the Trash Pandas have to say about that?
Why would anyone care what they think?
Don’t you think Trash Pandas is an awesome name? If you were a baseball player, would you rather be a Trash Panda or whatever the singular of White Sox is?
If the Trash Pandas scored a 9 out of 10 on the cool sports team name scale, does that mean the Spastic Colons would score a 2 out of 10 on the cool sports team name scale? Is there a less cool name available?