Isn’t the name Badgers-R-Us nearly as bad as Stoats-R-Us? And how many of those stores are still around?
What if I told you I smoked the last of it after breakfast?
No, few and what if I don’t believe you, respectively?
What are you gonna do, fly over here and raid my stash while I’m out with my mistress?
Would 6:30 be OK?
Why has nobody posted on this thread for over a month?
Do you realize, Cardigan, that you’ve now ruined the month-plus stretch of nonposting in this thread? Do you understand that all the hard work everyone else has devoted to not posting here for the past month is now wasted?
“Hard work”? Really?
Well, what would you call it?
Benign neglect, maybe?
Isn’t that rather disappointing?
Has it been vexing you? Are you vexed now?
Can you send me a bottle of Wild Turkey to assuage my vexation?
Only one?
Does that mean I can have a hundred?
Well, it’s the holidays - why not ask for two hundred? Or a million?
You wouldn’t want me to get all greedy about it, would you?
Shall we scale it back to a hundred again, then?
Is Vic there ?
Who wants to know?
Why do you ask?