Do you know Vic?
Vic who?
Y’know, the one pjd asked about?
Well, is he here or not ??
Wouldn’t he speak up himself if he were?
Have we officially run out of questions?
Well, okay, so what did you have for breakfast this morning? Would you think me weird if I said I had a Hot Pocket? And what the heck happened to the cardboard sleeves? Don’t the Hot Pockets people know that’s part of the ritual?
How many people do you think identify themselves as “Hot Pockets people”? I mean do you suppose folks get actually get introduced that way? Like, “This is my buddy Jimbo. He’s one of the original Hot Pockets people from Delaware?”
Vic is a he now?
Is there a better way for some internet rando like me to refer to some vague-to-me group of employees of Hot Pockets Inc., purveyor of simulated artificial food product to the masses?
Couldn’t you refer to them as the H.P. Krewe, LLC? Doesn’t that sound a whole lot more, well, cool? In fact, doesn’t a group of people with that kind of identity pretty much require a skull and crossbones arm patch logo and their very own theme song?
But…are Hot Pockets cool? I mean, really?
Well, they couldn’t be, by definition, could they?
Are we talking the same kinda ‘cool’ here?
If you’re talking about skull-and-crossbones arm patch kind of cool, would you put Hot Pockets in that category? Aren’t we talking about an artificially synthetic food-type product manufactured in a factory much like Nickelback T-shirts?
Oh, jeez, why did you have to drag Nickelback into this?
Will you accept my sincerest apologies?
Are you really, really sorry?
What would I have to do to convince you I am?
How much money could you send me?