What fun would that be?
Lots?
Can you wait a moment while I check my dictionary to make sure I have the right concept of what “lots” means?
Ready now?
Can we go back to the Don Henbone stuff?
I don’t have any objections…does anyone else?
It doesn’t necessarily involve stoats, Blawnox or Orson Bean, does it?
How could you possibly omit stoats?
Well, it’d be a damn shame if I did, wouldn’t it?
Isn’t that the one thing we all agree on?
Oh, there are others, aren’t there, surely?
Like wouldn’t it be nice if we could order that with rice? I dunno, does the whole rhyme thing come off as a little too contrived?
Would that be similar to “I would like filet of stoats, served up on a bed of oats”?
Eww, who would order that?
Do you think someone who likes rhymes more than a good recipe would order it?
Well, I suppose anything’s possible, innit?
Wait, did anyone else just hear that strange noise?
No, what did it sound like?
Wouldn’t you say it sounded like this? [insert unusual sound}
Don’t you think it sounded more like the funny sound the tall guy made at the beginning of that one movie about those people?