Are you talking about the one with the ditz or were you talking about the one with that group of guys who try to do that one thing?
Do you remember that one with the guy who went off to fight in the war?
you mean the one with whatshisface?
Are you sure you’re not thinking of the one with the actor with the funny-looking hair?
Funny strange or funny ha-ha?
Are you looking at him from the right side or the left side?
Do you have to drag politics into this?
Don’t people drag politics into everything these days?
Why is drag considered a political topic?
Don’t you think politics is a drag, man?
Is that you, Dude?
Am I me?
Well, who else would you be?
Someone else, maybe?
Do you have someone else in mind, particularly?
Don’t we all contain multitudes?
Are you Walt Whitman, then? Are we all?
Why the heck not?
If I have to be a poet, can I be Charles Bukowski?
Am I the self-identification police?