Do you know that FFJ is a true story?
But did she really sing that badly?
I have a CD of her singing, and would you believe, even worse?
Did she think she was good?
Well, she couldn’t have gone on otherwise, could she?
Why do you say that? You haven’t heard the CD, now, have you? [Not in play: how the bleep could I not have recognized what FFJ stood for?]
Was there a CD soundtrack from that movie?
If you’ll listen to the real thing, will you have any more questions about her singing?
Yes, she thought she was more than good; why else would she have given recitals, even in Carnegie Hall?
(see the movie)
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, is it?
If you had seen the movie, wouldn’t you know that it was more complicated than that?
So you’re saying that I should make the effort to see it?
Is it really that good?
It’s not one of my all-time favorites, but does that mean you shouldn’t see it, or that I shouldn’t see it again?
How many times have you seen it?
It hasn’t been more than ten times, has it?
Only once; isn’t that why I want to see it again?
Sorry to interrupt, but does this look infected?
Has a doctor looked at that?
Eww, is that gross or what?