They lost artificial gravity on the USS Voyager once, didn’t they?
So he would have just gained mass?
Well, it’s all relative out in space, innit?
In space, can anybody hear you gain mass?
In mass, can anybody hear you gain space?
Can a priest hear mass in space?
Does that include the space within a church?
Depends – do you need an apse solution for your sins?
Where’s the head-slap emoji when I need it?
Did the head-slap emoji disappear?
If we have an upside-down emoji, a feverish emoji and a cowboy emoji, why can’t we have a headslap emoji? 
Do those look a little like the Village People to anyone else?
Just a little, maybe?
Shouldn’t there be five of them to be the Village People?
Maybe two are sharing some, uh, quality time together elsewhere?
Are these the two you’re looking for? 
Where did you find them?
And, um, what were they doing?
Is that any of your business?
Is it anybody’s business?