How long has that thread been going, anyway?
How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky?
Those are rhetorical questions, right?
So 35,814 feet/11,034 meters and roughly 32,808 feet/10,000 meters aren’t the right answers?
Is the ocean that deep everywhere?
Didn’t someone go down there for 20 minutes, back in the '60s?
Well, we don’t get much call for it 'round here, sir, y’know?
EH, did you confuse this thread with the Answers Only thread?
So I’m not the only one who thinks he did that?
It’s a paraphrase of a Monty Python line that is now a question, innit?
Are you Brian? And is your wife Brian too?
Maybe he’s Spartacus?
Is your name not Bruce, then?
Should we just call him Ishmael?
Has this whole thread left you at sea?
Well, didn’t we just celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Yarr, we did, didn’t we, lads?
What about the lasses?
Are there any women here?
Aren’t these supposed to be Dad jokes?