Were you the only one?
Why do I always get blamed?
Why do you think anyone’s blaming you? Can’t one remark on something without necessarily assigning blame?
And really? Do you ALWAYS get blamed?
Paranoid much?
Perhaps, too much?
Wasn’t it Henry Kissinger who joked that even paranoiacs have enemies?
Wasn’t it Dr. Johnny Fever who said, “Hey, when everybody’s after you, being paranoid is just common sense,” or words to that effect?
Nobody tried to drop a turkey on him from far overhead, did they?
Wait, can’t turkeys fly?
Should we ask Les Nessman, who was on the scene at the time?
We all know what he’s going to say, don’t we? It’s far and away the best-known line he ever uttered, isn’t it?
Didn’t he have some other gems too? Like Chy-Chy Rodrigweeze?
And wasn’t the classic line from that episode actually delivered by Mr. Carlson?
Anyone else think Bailey was much sexier than Jennifer?
Did anybody else think of Baileys Irish Cream?
Would anyone like a mudslide?
Is the bar open yet?
Is it just coincidence if three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar?
Yeah. You’d think the second two would see the first walk into a bar, so they could duck and avoid it.