[Uh, not a question, Spoons.] Is it a bar sinister?
Would that mean you have to do left-handed drinking?
Damn! Did I do it again?
Can I rephrase? “Don’t you think the second two would see the first walk into a bar, so they could duck and avoid it?”
How’s that?
Is it okay if I compliment everyone equally?
Would they be heartfelt compliments?
How heartfelt could they be if everybody got one? Aren’t the best compliments exclusive, or customized, or unique?
Do we get participation trophies?
Doesn’t that devalue the whole concept of trophies?
Isn’t that like everybody getting a compliment, though?
Or like everybody getting a sticker on their forehead?
Aren’t gold stars the best?
Would you agree with the sentiment, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?
Why don’t you ask the Ramones?
Are any of them still around, or did they all choke on someone else’s vomit in seedy hotel rooms 30 years or so ago?
Wasn’t that something Sid Vicious did?
Is that like sitting on someone else’s balls?
Maybe if the balls are out of their sack?
Doesn’t that sound kinda gross, not to mention painful?
Should we change the topic?
Won’t you, please?