What topic would you prefer?
How about astronomy? Or cake?
So which will it be?
Can we go with cake? Do we all agree that cake is tastier than astronomy?
Is there dark matter in cake, or is that just chocolate?
Are you thinking of yellow cake uranium?
Would you really want to eat that?
Perhaps we could try to convince a certain POtuS?
Do you think if he were told they were chikky nuggets he’d bite?
Am I the only person who’d laugh my ass off at that?
Who wouldn’t laugh?
And some of his followers would do the same, wouldn’t they?
Should we be sending ‘thoughts and prayers’?
What would we be thinking, and what would we be praying for?
Wouldn’t that depend on your political beliefs?
Don’t you know I’d get arrested for what I would send?
Would it be reasonable for me to hope that he gets really, really sick, but recovers, and perhaps develops some humility and empathy from the experience, and then maybe - maybe! - even takes the pandemic more seriously for the sake of those he’s supposed to be governing?
Are you seeing pink unicorns?
Maybe I should just go lie down now?
Is that an actual question, or a statement followed by a question mark?