Are you a fan of “Alien”?
Who isn’t? Don’t you think it was a great movie, although not quite as good as Aliens?
Aliens was much better, right?
Wasn’t there a reference to Alien in Spaceballs?
What’s the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Did he go to plaid?
Has this thread been slowing down? Should we go to ludicrous speed?
Like, warp speed ahead fast?
Like, really really really fast?
Can we go even faster than that?
What if we take a jump to the left, and then a step to the right?
Would you believe that I’ve sung and danced that song on-stage, in costume?
Although didn’t you do that in 12 Angry Men?
Are you confusing me with Jack Klugman?
Maybe because of the big nose?
Or perhaps because of the incredibly strange but true story that he was also married to Brett Somers that he can’t wait to tell us about?
That’s not really true, is it?
Did she ever do anything other than Match Game?
She was a helluva dancer, wasn’t she?