How would I know?
Didn’t she play Klugman’s ex-wife, Blanche, on The Odd Couple?
Did she? How long has it been since I’ve seen an episode of The Odd Couple?
I’ll have to guess, but… a long, long time?
Was it in a galaxy far, far away?
Wouldn’t that have been The Alien Couple?
And wouldn’t that be an interesting film concept?
So can anyone here write a screenplay?
Has anyone here ever written a screenplay?
Does typing a screenplay count?
Why wouldn’t it?
Were you kind of hinting at that Dorothy Parker quote?
Which Dorothy Parker quote?
You know, when she criticized an untalented author’s (at least, she thought he was untalented) work by saying, ‘That’s not writing, that’s typing’"?
Didn’t she also say, when as “Constant Reader,” reviewing A.A. Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh books, “Tonstant Weader fwowed up”?
You think I’m that clever?
Haven’t you proven time and time again that you are?
Aren’t we all, in this thread?
You are, but what am I?
Do you really want an answer to that?