Shouldn’t that be “Jolly Olde England,” for full effect?
Or how about “Jollye Olde Englande”?
That’s a bit twee, innit?
Wasn’t that the point? Or the pointe?
Isn’t “pointe” how a ballerina dances?
Was that a tutu pointed question?
Isn’t it better than a three-three pointed question?
Does such a thing exist?
Since when does a question about something imply its existence?
Was that last question a hypothetical?
A hypothetical what?
A hypothetical as opposed to what?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Wouldn’t that be an example of “I ask, therefore I am”?
Well, ain’t we all philosophical 'n shit?
Philosophical perhaps, but shit?
Are those mutually exclusive?
Indeed – can you even be philosophical without being “and shit?”
To be, “and shit,” or not to be, “and shit,” is that the question?
Should we go to the quarry and throw stuff down there?