You’re not gonna quote Felix Unger at me, are you?
Who were you expecting, Felix the Cat?
Are you a cat or a lawyer?
What’s the difference?
In Texas, it can be hard to tell, can’t it?
Aren’t cats more trustworthy than lawyers?
Haven’t met many cats, have you?
Haven’t met many lawyers, have you?
What about a lawyer who has cats?
Could a lawyer sign a sworn affadavit affirming that he was in fact a cat?
How would he hold the pen in his paws?
Could he get someone to tape it in place?
Would a paw dipped in ink and smooshed on the document be sufficient?
Would a cat allow its paw to be dipped in ink?
Some cats, probably, but not others, I’m thinking…?
How many cats have you known?
What about lawyers who attest that they’re cats?
Could they have made it through law school without holding a pen?
Don’t most law students today take notes on their computers?
Could a cat type on a computer?