Would a cat’s efforts at typing on a computer be coherent?
What if an infinite number of cats typed on an infinite number of computers for an infinite time?
Where are you going to get an infinite number of cats?
Do you know how fast they can breed?
And cats can type with all four paws, right?
Can they?
You never saw a cat walking across a keyboard?
If an infinite number of cats typed on an infinite number of keyboards, wouldn’t one of them write a Feline Rights Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would win immediate catification, er, ratification?
Wouldn’t that be a cat-astrophe?
If you were a dog, maybe?
Wouldn’t that give many people paws?
A pet with an artificial limb – would that be a faux paw?
Didn’t you know that puns like that really rub me the wrong way?
Which way do you want them to rub you?
Isn’t there another thread for puns?
Can you have too many threads about puns?
The evidence says you apparently can’t, right?
Around here that’s certainly true, innit?
Is there a danger of running out of rhetorical questions?
What do you think?