How old are they? At what age do most children learn to count?
Certainly by the time they can vote, don’t you think?
Aren’t you being a little optimistic?
Well, that’s not too unrealistic, is it?
What’s wrong with being optimistic?
Yes, I tend to be an optimist; how about you?
Are you cockeyed?
Why would the two of you ask that?
Could they be calling you immature and incurably green?
Is it easy being green?
Wouldn’t you have to ask Kermit about that?
Does he even deign to speak to the public anymore?
Is it true that Miss Piggy cannot count to 70, because when she gets to 69, there’s a frog in her throat?
D’yknow that I had never even thought of such a thing as interspecies oral sex before now?
Is that what my question referred to? 
What else could it have referred to?
Yeah, there aren’t too many other plausible interpretations, are there?
What’s wrong with implausible interpretations?
Did I say there was anything wrong with them?
What might be wrong with them, anyway?