Didn’t Dorothy Parker write something like that once?
Or was it Mae West?
If all the girls from Yale were laid from end to end, would she be surprised?
And would you agree with her observation, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”?
And do you agree that “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think”?
Do men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses?
If you heard that a slutty British actress broke her leg, would you, like Parker, speculate that she did it sliding down a barrister?
Do you have any particular actress in mind?
I can’t say I do; do you?
Do you really think I would admit it if I did?
What, you mean sliding down a barrister?
Do you have any particular barrister in mind?
Wait, isn’t a barrister someone who makes drinks at Starbucks?
Do you think you might aim for a little more accuracy in word choice there, Sparky?
See why it’s risky to make puns in a non-pun thread, Thudlow?
This is a non-pun thread?
Wasn’t it a bad dad joke thread?
Hasn’t it been a little bit of everything over its life?
It has been pretty varied, hasn’t it?
Except that everything’s a question, right?