To answer that question, will you have to page someone?
Dewey have an intercom?
Shall I catalog all the silly questions in this thread?
Does that itself count as one of them?
Dewey decimal, or dewey not?
And what about Huey and Louie?
Long and Prima?
Is that the new cop dramedy on USA?
Is that the long and the short of it?
May I wish a very happy Father’s Day to any Doper who is a dad, or who knows one?
And haven’t you gotten three happy Father’s Day wishes?
Didn’t Father’s Day used to be on a Saturday way back when?
Like, how long ago?
Or, to be exact, in what other part of the world?
Wasn’t Siam_Sam’s question about time and not place?
Do you guys want a lecture on special relativity?
Oh, would you, please, so long as it’s all in the form of a question or questions?
Was that in the form of a question, really?
How wasn’t it?
Of course it was, wasn’t it?