Isn’t predictive text annoying?
Is it a short stop at the dry cleaners, then on we go?
Is it referring to high-pitched organ pipes?
Did J.S. Bach ever compose for castrati?
Wouldn’t that have made a vas deferens in his music?
Did you know that’s the best pun I’ve read in a looooooong time?
What’s the worst pun you’ve read in a looooooong time?
I try to instantly forget those; don’t you?
I try desperately to remember them but fail; don’t you?
Maybe you’re just not trying desperately enough?
Should he keep a tape measure handy since desperate times call for desperate measures?
Or maybe a yardstick?
If you live in a metric country, do you have a backyard or a backmeter?
Is a city mile and country mile the same width?
Or could they be the same length instead?
Doesn’t it depend on how, or whether, they’re paved?
Why would that matter?
How many roads must a man walk down?
Fourteen?
Is anyone ever going to answer any of the questions posed on this thread?