Are you kidding me?
Do I like like I’m kidding?
Why don’t they shut these threads down for being postpadding?
What the heck is postpadding?
Do I like look I’m kidding? 
What are you implying?
Uh, you don’t like peanut butter?
Who doesn’t like peanut butter?
It’s not that, he’s too busy on first to eat anything right now, isn’t he?
Aren’t some people allergic to peanuts?
Didn’t you read the other thread? Who cares about peanuts anymore?
Speaking of which, who cares about Jimmy Carter anymore?
You mean Jimmy Carter the former President?
Didn’t you know there’s another thread like this going on already?
Is it really you, beebs?
Foul! No non-sequiturs! 15-0. Service:
Are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern dead?
Who put you in charge?
As to fouls, don’t you think three sentences in a row would qualify?
Is Jimmy’s brother Billy still alive?
Guys, this isn’t a game in any real sense, it’s just post padding. Closed.