Doesn’t the context give you a clue?
Context? You mean like when I told my boss I was hard at work when I was trying to hide my erection?
Could the source of that problem have been when one of your women colleagues sent you a cuntext?
Twat did you say?
Isn’t there another thread for bad puns?
Do you really expect us to resist when the opportunity presents itself?
Do you think we’re just “threading” water here?
So puns are okay? Shall we agree to make it sew?
Did you think you’d be punished in this thread?
Would you believe that I’m thready for anything?
Is that a thread or a promise?
Are you needling him?
Sew what if I am?
Have we worn out this topic yet?
Are you 'frayed the thread will fall apart?
Won’t somebody just mend it, if it does?
Does anyone here know a good tailor?
Would you settle for a good Singer?
Could we find a wand’ring minstrel – full of threads and patches?
Do we have to go to Japan to find him?