Speaking of thread, have you seen three little maids from spool?
Do they have a yarn to tell us?
Has this particular topic unravelled?
Have we become the lunatic fringe?
Didn’t we indicate that we were by simply participating in this thread?
Does that make us knit-wits?
Are you going to give us one of your purls of wisdom?
Are you saying I’ve got you in stitches?
Is that like saying, “Go ahead, suture self.”?
Is that how it seams?
If I clear my throat, should I say, “A-hem”?
Would you say that if you’ve been cuffed?
Wouldn’t I have to be collared first?
Was it really such a good idea to make all these puns?
Do you dislike their being created out of whole cloth?
Am I the only one who’s reading this, and hearing Fozzie Bear going, “Wokka, wokka, wokka”?
What is, “yes,” Alex?
Can I take “the opposite of no” for $200, Alex?
How did this become a game of Jeopardy?
Would you prefer WH__L F F_RT_N?