Can I buy a vowel?
Did you win enough money?
How much is enough?
Is it ever enough?
I haven’t watched that show in a million years, but weren’t vowels $500 each?
Are you asking me, someone who’s watched the show maybe once, ever?
How much to buy a vowel on Jeopardy?
And how much can you bet on a Daily Double in WoF?
Doesn’t that depend on which door you think it’s behind?
Doesn’t that depend on your titties?
Are we now talking about behinds and titties?
Are they anything like consonants and vowels?
In the real world, isn’t it easier to buy behinds and titties than vowels and consonants?
But who’s talking about the real world?
You mean that old MTv show?
When did MTV go from showing music videos to reality TV?
You don’t know “The Real World” started in 1992?
How would I know, when I never watched the channel?
You watched MuchMusic instead?
What if I never watched either of them?