Did you know the debut video on MTV was the Buggles’ “Video Killed the Radio Star”?
What if I told you that even I knew that?
What if God was one of us?
What if one of us didn’t exist?
Which one?
Is it THAT one, over there?
You think HE’s the guy who doesn’t exist?
If he’s there, how can he not exist?
And if I didn’t exist, how could I type this now?
If he thinks he exists, does he exist?
Maybe we’re having a mass hallucination? Maybe we’re seeing a mirage?
If he thinks he exists if he thinks, is he putting Descartes before the horse?
Isn’t the question, not whether or not he exists, but really to be or not to be?
If so, then is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?
You guys are trying to class this joint up with Shakespeare? What happened to the lowbrow thread I grew to love?
You wanna go get a beer?
“Budweiser, Budweiser, wherefore art thou, Budweiser?”
Do you know you misspelled piss-water wrong three times?
Sure, but doesn’t it scan well?
Is it in iambic pentameter?