Questions Only

And do you know the meaning of “wherefore”?

Wherefore asketh thou? Think’st thou that we are buffoons?

Dost thou wish a pox upon thy neighbor?

Of the small or chicken variety?

Do you think my neighbors are chickens?

Do your neighbors cluck or peck at corn?

Can’t they do both?

Should I have said and/or?

Do your neighbors get fucked by roosters?

Could we, perhaps, steer this thread back towards something that doesn’t involve the sex life of farm poultry?

Ok, do your neighbors ever get plucked?

What the pluck?

Who here thinks that panache45 should get tarred and feathered?

Aren’t you the one who first mentioned chickens?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Is that another chicken joke?

Who else here remembers Jo Anne Worley?

Who else here remembers “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In”?

Saw it in reruns. Wouldn’t you say that this is probably their best skit?

Now isn’t that… verrry int…erestingk?