As a Fine Art Appraiser of 15 years standing, don’t you think I should be dubious?
15 years standing? Shouldn’t you sit down for a bit?
Aren’t you keeping rather busy here on the SDMB to notice a few “off” brushworks on that Rembrandt?
Am I the only one here who’s partial to Vermeer over Rembrant?
Would you have a light for my Dutch Master?
D’y’know Madame Pepperwinkle prefers Jan van Eyck?
I would walk a mile for a Camel, but wouldn’t anyone?
Would you walk two miles for a Marlboro, like I’ve done?
Don’t you mean “as I’ve done”?
Are we to call you Professor Pedant now? 
I did for the Marlboro Man doncha know?
Haven’t you noticed by now that the SDMB is THE place for picking a nit? 
So we’re a bunch of nit wits?
No, we’re witty pickers, aren’t we?
Little old pea pickers?
Peter Piper picked a peck of packed paprika-pickled peppers?
Did you know I’ve been to Hamelin, Germany, site of the legendary Pied Piper?
Did you see any children there?
But have you been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina, Pasadena, Catalina, Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado, Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, or Dodge City?
But have you picked peppers in all those places?