Or are they?
I know the answers, too. But if I told you, I’d have to kill you. It’s best not to even ask.
I want to know why cheese is so damn expensive.
Will you tell me?
Because they have to bring it all the way from the moon.
:eek: The Illuminati ate the OP!
Run!
I wanna know what synapse is missing in my husband’s brain that makes him never - ever - remember where he put the car keys.
[sub]I haven’t been able to go anywhere in two days because he lost both the main and spare keys to my car.[/sub]
No. It’s a secret. Sorry.
:rolleyes:
(Well, I’ll give you a hint. Look to the cows…)
Smashed Ice Cream I believe there may be a evil doer out there stealing the vital car key placement information from our SO’s brains.
Took me two hours this morning to find where he had put down / lost the key - with the cat food (logically!)
Perhaps we should find this villain and foil their world domination plans by returning the vital car key placement information to SO’s the world over.
Perhaps this has something to do with it…
Well now thats a bit of an anti-climax, I was hoping for some insights as to the why’s and wherefore’s of the car key locator villain.
Oh well not everything can be answered.
Isn’t that what they call classified info? 
You could take it a step further, and say that if you told us the answers, you’d have to turn us into Swiss Cheese for Gouda. (I didn’t come up with that groaner, my friend Eric did)
F_X
Here’s one – why did God let me survive to see the day when I’d envy Carnie Wilson?
Because, as has been proved countless times, God has a really wacked sense of humor.
What about answers to the questions we refuse to ask?
Why isn’t swiss cheese less expensive than other cheese?
What are the three words ending in -dkm?
Who’s the white private dick who’s a sex machine with all the bricks?
Colombo.
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8?
Why?
And why not?
They have to hire folks to hand-carve all those holes into the cheese; that costs money, you know.
So why do we park in a parkway and drive on a driveway?
It’s the only way to get where you’re going during rush hour.
If women ran the military, would missiles be shaped differently?