Do you have a question Cecil would never answer? The kind that is so subnormal, boneheaded, and Gallagheresque that he would wad your question up and pitch it in the trash, then head to the bathroom to throw up? I’ve got one:
Why do some hunters wear camoflage so they’ll be hard to see, then wear an orange vest and hat so they’ll be easy to see?
(DEER 1: Hey, is that an orange vest and hat levitating towards us?
DEER 2: It sure is. Good thing there’s not a hunter inside of…!)
What’s your question?