I like girl hairs. Let 'em grow where they are inclined to. Legs, pits, whatever. And for the love of all that’s sacred, don’t shave THERE. That’s just creepy.
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That is totally batshit insane. I love pussy. Loooooove it. I HATE when some women aren’t into it. Pretty much a guarantee that that relationship is going nowhere.
Um. Yum.
I sometimes am actually NOT thinking of anything. Rare, but occurs. Most of the time, I don’t want to tell you because you will take it personally, or it just doesn’t matter. A few times I have reversed on this and mentioned what it was I was having stupid little thoughts about, and I got a few really bad reactions. Unsure why, as there wasn’t anything negative- just odd and pointless.
Talk to him about it early and often. I began masturbating at six, and I never had any sort of abuse. I used to wish for an adult to talk to me about it, because I never had any sort of hint that it was acceptable/normal for a child to feel that way/do that. As an odd aside, it never occured to me to do the up/down stroking that is common in masturbation until some other dude referenced it when I was twelve. I would just rub it in wierd ways or on things. I was also hella surprised when orgasm got wet, and I got rather upset. Made masturbation much more complex.
After about age ten, leave it alone, and do what every other person here has suggested re: knocking, laundry, nary a reference.
I have watched porn with many a dude. Not a turn on, but like watching football. Comments on technique and wierdness.
One good friend and I, as kids, say 16 or so, used to prop up couch cushions and shit and beat off on either side. Not to share an experience, but because we only had one tv and were comfortable enough around each other not to trip on it.
We also had several sexual experiences with women together, both shared and not, but never with each other.
Not often, and not in a long while. My ex-girlfriend used to all the time.
I care, but I don’t think I should. It isn’t enough to put a relationship in danger, and I usually like the types of women who refuse to more than their more hairless sisters, but I really like smooth skin. I also love stubble, so I am not insane about it, but it does make sex easier to have little to no hair in the ‘lady bits’. As for pits and legs, I have no idea why I like it clean. Probably just programming.
I do really looooove a shaven head, or partially shaven. Mohawk or half hair/half bald is the best.
No. Yes. I once had a girlfriend that did it that way. Excited me, in fact I’m getting a little excited just remembering it. 
Ladies, why do you want to know every detail of what my day was like? Honestly, once I leave work I forget I was ever there.
Re Pockets
I carry a backpack most of the time. I am well aware it serves the same function as a purse. I do not have enough pockets for all this stuff. I will not carry a briefcase. I will not carry a purse.
Now Something I’ve Long Wondered About
How does it feel to be the Decider? On a date, in many other situations, men want to have sex with women. The women decides whether he gets to or not. How does that feel? What goes through your mind when a man (in a suitable place and time) begins moving for a breast? Is there a rush of power? Is there nervous indecision and conflicting emotions? How does the whole dynamic feel from the other side?
Not me. I can’t jerk off standing up, or even sitting, unless I’m heavily reclined, which isn’t an option in a work restroom.
Even if I could I don’t think I would, but possibly only because the lock on the mens’ room door at my office is broken.
You’ve never been on a date/other encounter where you didn’t want to have sex? Weird. I’ve turned down or at least not made a move on lots* of women who I was pretty sure I could have scored with after a date or meeting at a party or whatever.
*well, a quarter, maybe.
I’m a guy, and I’m not very good at multitasking. Not at home, not at work. I tend to get distracted by the thing I’m working on right now and forget the others.
Several times, I’ve put on a pot of water to bring it to the boil, popped upstairs to do something trivial and quick, and come back half an hour later to find the kitchen steamy and the pot dry and making ominous noises.
I’ve done it, but not for a long time. Back when I was in my twenties, though, yes, though not often.
Waddaya think? Should we tell him?!?
I really hope you misread that as his sister is 16, 'cause I’m fairly sure I know what you’re implying and 16 years younger than him is 11.
I’ve gone stretches, especially if in the middle of an activity, of thinking of nothing. If I’m sitting on the couch, spacing off, its either a daydream, or, well, nothing.
True story. A year ago, I was at home for Christmas, and I was just sitting drinking a beer, in the back room by myself. Mom came in, asked me what I was thinking.
Nothing.
This, however, was not a true statement, but I wasn’t about to admit to mom that I was thinking about how best to secure transportation, food, and firearms if a zombie invasion were to occur on christmas eve.
Sooo… a response of “Nothing” is only correct sometimes. Other times, its a lie to conceal a daydream or fantasy we don’t really want to admit to. Some of us daydream about some really weird stuff.
Regarding masturbation at work… In the navy, its unavoidable. So I got use to it there. I don’t do it often now, but occasionally I will get really horny for no reason at all and have to go clean the pipes so I can concentrate again.
Regarding masturbation on naval ships(since I brought it up, I imagine the question will be asked), 2 methods… Tube sock, or in the shitter. One just doesn’t dwell on the fact that there is no supply of new socks, and as such can’t be thrown away, coupled with the fact that everyones laundry is washed together. Fortunately the detergents they use are harsh. One does not open another mans rack curtain without lots of forewarning, and then only if absolutely necessary.
Regarding farts: They are funny. I’ve no idea why. The stinkier, the funnier. If you can drive people from the room, you win! And get a good belly laugh.
Regarding cleanliness: My standards of cleanliness are no sticky/smelly stuff. Dust, clutter, and the like do not bother me at all, and have to reach epic proportions before I take an active hand in cleaning it. Things such as laundry folding and dish stacking are completely out of the question(unless space is an issue).
Questions for the ladies.
Post coitus, no condom used… How much leakage is there? What do you do about it? Go to the bathroom and wipe? Let it drip onto the sheets?
Sperm: Yum, meh, or ick? I’m a fan of a womans taste(providing they meet certain hygiene criteria, of course). Does the same hold true? Having been overcome(pun unintended) with curiosity one day, I snuck a little taste, and it wasn’t all that pleasant. Is it because I’m a guy? or because it just tastes bad.
I think it tastes bad. Thank goodness the husband agrees that it tastes bad, and says he wouldn’t expect anyone to eat/taste that stuff. He was also curious, ONCE.
I really hope so too. :mad::eek:
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I love not giving into very attractive women, its not like ’ i dont want to have sex with you cuz im power hungry’ its more i want to take that power away from her for once! So i guess i am power hungry in a sense! I love the look on their faces! Which makes me ask some thing about a double standard! If i deny a girl, most of the time she gets mad, fine right? But if a girl refused me and i get mad, im automatically an asshole! ?
And for those of us with a sense of style, the Manbag ™.
Actually, I use a tote bag to carry keys and other items in. Phone and wallet are small and either go there or in my jacket. Nothing ruins a pair of jeans as like a wallet square. And yes, I match my totes to what I’m wearing. And yes, I’m straight.
We do on occasion, but usually in private because…
…most males I know (and myself) have performance anxiety when it comes to being supportive. Call it an alpha-male complex if you will. We’re scared of showing weakness, especially to the people who we ourselves consider it our responsibility to support. In my experience, we tend to underestimate how strong most women are. Or maybe some of us are scared of finding out.
It happened a couple of times in my early teens, mostly because porn was so hard to find pre-internet. No stroking was ever involved. I would have been very uncomfortable if there was. I can watch porn from time to time, mostly out of interest.
An interesting note is that I occasionally sit on IM and swap porn with female friends, without any future sexual activity being implied or expected. Mostly because it’s fun to see what turns girls on 
If she’s clean, I find the taste very arousing. I also sort of enjoy having my face down there.
The thought has arisen, but it would more likely be some sort of a control fantasy, i.e. a social act, showing domination over somebody who’s hurt me. I’m aware that it sounds a bit sick, but god knows enough people actually go through with it. I don’t separate physical and emotional attractiveness, though I do separate sex and love.
If a woman is prone to urinary tract infections (and many of us are), it’s supposed to be a good idea for her to go to the bathroom right after sex, to wash out any bacteria that might have gotten into the urinary tract. I do that, and that takes care of it. It seems to work for preventing urinary tract infections, too.
Even a landing strip is too little for this guy. Let it be natural and free, says I.
Not every guy is into the shaved bald thing. Some of us prefer the opposite end of the spectrum.
Used to. I stopped getting spontaneous insta-rections at work sometime in my late twenties.
Lemme turn the question back on you ladies, now.
Well, I’m not gonna go that far. I’d look really stupid at the beach with a tarantula sticking out the legs of my bikini bottom. 
I prefer pubic topiary.