Do me, quix!
I’ve just got to know what element or compound I turn out to be. The curiosity is giving me scrotal cramps.
I wonder though, quix: does this identification process require any research? Or is it more of a chemico-psychic phenomenon?
me too!
Having done poorly (I think) on my AP Chemistry test today, I might as well find out what my chemical is. (P.S. Whatever you do, don’t make me sulfuric acid…lousy sulfuric acid…)
Maybe someone’ll take notice of me for once…
Tell me what I am!!
I’d just like to say that you’re all nerds. Wanting a personalized chemical–yeesh!
pricciar, you are one of the zaniest people I know. I love that. In honor of your uniqueness, I’m going to do something different for you and tell you your anti-chemical. Lithium carbonate. It’s an anti-psychotic. Avoid it like the Plague, because then we’ll all lose the Pat we love and cherish and want to smear strawberry jelly on.
Nymmy, you lusty, naughty girl you. You’re molybdenum, because it has B and D in it 
Pucette, puce is a dark red color. And -ette makes me think of Smurfette. So, I’ll mix the two and come up with purple. You get to be Cu(NH[sub]3[/sub])[sub]6[/sub][sup]2+[/sup], which is a really awesome purple color.
Bumbazine, when I worked at the USDA lab, they would tell us that if you’re ever on a tour and someone asks a lot of questions about penicillin, then you should narc on them, because penicillin and LSD are made in similar fashions. So you get to be penicillin, most simple C[sub]9[/sub]H[sub]11[/sub]N[sub]2[/sub]O[sub]4[/sub]SCH[sub]3[/sub].
Fran, you wacky British woman you. You can be Aluminium Sulphate. You Brits pronounce Al strangely (what, like al-loo-min-ee-um instead of uh-loo-mih-num), and you can’t even spell sulfate properly! 
screech-owl, you wanna be unique, eh? You can be Krypton Difluoride, the only compound made with Krypton that I’m aware of.
Dyno, I admit my nerdity as I confess this (in case it wasn’t totally GLARING yet), but I’ve always associated your name with Dysprosium. Well, that and Denver the Last Dinosaur, but that’s not an element.
Gingy, it’s fucking COLD up there in Canada. You can be liquid helium. I think it forms in the ballpark of 4 Kelvin (-269 C).
More later, must get food and go to meeting…
Quixy
I get very tired, so tired I don’ wanna do nothin’.
And then I get angry at people & blow up.
What kind of chemical am I?
Hey! I wanna be a chemical! I like hydrogen. It’s simple.
But is that what I am?
[sub]The suspension is killing me. And you know, I feel like there’s some sort of bond between the two of us. Or am I diluted?[/sub]
Me too Quix!
I don’t want a chemical.
I want two! 
I want one too!
eh, I’ll take one.
This I gotta see… bring it on, Quix
Quixy mah man, chemicalize me! Please!
OK Quixter…chemical me puhleeeeeeze!!!
ohh! ohh! gimme one! a nice big NAMED one like at the beginning, too! if it’s a good one, it might go in my .sig!
[sub]::crosses fingers:: come on, sodium metal! come on, chlorine gas! come to daddy! come to daddy and poison him to death!
Okay. Tell me. Something with titanium, I hope…
KrFl[sub]2[/sub], right? I always thought Krypton was a loner. Cool.
What’s is used for/in/against? Or is it one of those “fun things to make in the lab but have no real purpose” chemicals?
And thanks! I’m a compound: wheeeeeeee!
Can I be a big, bossy chemical? Maybe one that smokes a cigar and and drinks straight scotch.
Buck The Diver <—If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Which chemical would I be?