Quixy, do me, do me!! [sup]Oh…and while you’re at it, give me one of them fancy personal chemical thingies while you’re at it…[/sup]
I’d like to humbly add a very polite and respectful “me too!” to this one as well. Please. It’s not much, and I’ve been ever so good!
And it’ll make me sound all scientific ‘n’ stuff.
Hmm…78…is that your atomic number, quixi?
Uh, when you get the chance, squeeze me in for a name, wouldya?
This looks fun. Could you please define me as a chemical, if you find the time?
::pokes Quix with a stick::
::waves::
Please, Quix?
I guess you really asked for it with this thread. No longer will you have a life, all your waking moments will be taken up in the persuit of the perfect chemical composition of us dopers.So at the risk of being the only one who doesn’t know what I am on the periodic table,
ME TOO PLEASE
Ooo…I get in on the first page of one of these! Cool!
(With my luck, having said that, this’ll be the first post of page 2.)
*Quix,
Where do I fall on the periodic table?
Now for a real challenge. This will truly test your Chemist skills. Since I have so few posts, no one here really knows anything relevant about me. So lets see how you do, turn me into something when you find the time.
Dammit, porcupine beat me to my line!!
What she said, Quix 
I’ve been burned before. I got a rotten fish and I was the patron saint of something really dumb. So you better give me a good chemical.
Ok, what am I, then? And what form of alchemy do i need to use to make myself into a better element?
Cap’n Crude, you get to be benzene, one of (if not the) most important chemicals to come from crude. Oil, that is.
Daowajan, you are a complete and total stranger to me. In honor of that, you are obviously Xenon, from the Greek word “stranger” or “alien.”
Chocobo, I agree, sulfuric acid sucks. Therefore, I decree you to be the SUPERacid mixture SbF[sub]5[/sub]:HSO[sub]3[/sub]F:SO[sub]3[/sub]. That’ll learn that uppity sulfuric acid!
Speaker for the Dead, you can be 1,4-butanediamine, more commonly known as putrescine. You’re produced primarily from decomposition of rotting bodies. You speak very loudly for the dead, and you need a fucking bath (stinky).
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor, I’ll let you be the classic shock-sensitive (meaning, you explode just by being shook) compound nitroglycerine. By the way, if you get tired, just go soak into that wood over there, Dynamite boy.
Lightnin’, simple, eh? Hydrogen as H[sub]2[/sub]'s got a bond and two electrons and shit! Hydrogen as just the element STILL has an electron. So you get to be H[sup]+[/sup], just a proton. Simple enough for ya?
Rasa, you’re so dazzling and spectacular, I’m going to give you ferrocene. It looks cool structurally (you can see it at http://www.ilpi.com/organomet/gifs/metallocene.gif if you pretend the M is an Fe), it’s a really bright orange color, and it’s near and dear to me because it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever made in lab.
Sterra, damn, aren’t we greedy? Two chemicals? The Chemistry Gods will not allow this! The best I can do is give you something that exists in two forms. How about elemental phosphorous? You can be either white phosphorous, which ignites spontaneously in air, or red phosphorous, which doesn’t.
Wicked Blue, back when I first started chemistry, they asked me to predict the color of CuSO[sub]4[/sub]. It was really easy, because I had just FUCKING dealt with the stuff in lab the day before, but I still got it wrong. It’s a really strong blue color. So that’s you–wicked, because it tricked me, and blue.
Gunslinger, wow, don’t get too excited here. Excited… hmm. I know. You can be tris(bipyridyl)ruthenium(II), commonly called Ru-bippy-three. I know I’ve heard racin use the word bippy before, and it has an excited state that is stable for a long time, as far as those things go. So you can borrow some of ITS excitement, when you’re lacking your own.
Le Sang, your name is kind of Frenchy, so you can be Francium. Just, you know, stay away from me, being all radioactive and whatnot.
Doob, all this iron you’ve been pumping recently makes me wanna give you something with iron in it (no, that’s not a pickup line). And I wanna make sure that you get enough oxygen, so your muscles don’t get all crampy from lactic acid buildup. So, you, my friend, are Heme, the iron-containing (woo) large (WOO) molecule that carries oxygen in the blood.
Odieman, you crazy she-male you (not really, but you know I’ll always remember you as such). You get to be something amphoteric, which is a chemical that can go both ways and be either an acid or a base. How about beryllium oxide, chosen out of all the amphoteric oxides because I like to say beryllium?
saepiroth, Sodium Metal? That’s for amateurs! I’ve HELD sodium metal before. Sure, it started to react with the sweat on my hands and I had to drop it because it burned me, but that’s because I’m an idiot. One thing I’d never dream of holding is Cesium metal. I’ve seen a video once where a small chunk of it dropped in a beaker of water blew the whole fucking beaker up. Cesium–available everywhere! [sub]If you’re a chemist[/sub]
Mnementh, titanium? No no, my good man. You can be Iridium. There’s some debate about whether Iridium is the densest element, or if it is Osmium. Me, I think Iridium sounds cooler, so that gets to be you.
screech-owl, Krypton difluoride is KrF[sub]2[/sub] (not Fl). It’s one of those things that nerds like myself like to see because it pushes the boundaries of what we know. It doesn’t do anything, AFAIK. It might be a strong oxidizing agent, but we have tons of those already.
Buck the Diver, something that I’d like to party with, some chemical drinkin’ and smokin’, eh? Hmm. Ok, (I can’t believe I’m admitting this), I went to a party once where this guy had some Gallium metal. At room temperature, it’s a solid, but if you hold it in your hand, it melts and looks like mercury. He was kind of the life of the party (sob, I suck). So that’s you, buddy–Gallium.
Monster104, I’m not going to give you the satisfaction of giving you a chemical that’s white and sticky, Jizzboy. Instead, you get something that’s black and, as far as I know, not sticky at all. You can be the non-stoichiometric compound Fe[sub]0.96[/sub]O. It’s normal FeO with some iron’s missing (maybe you can go get some from Doob… 
Jadis… mmmm, Jadzie <drool>. You, my darling, get to be concentrated sodium hydroxide, one of the most caustic substances on the planet. Note, it’s caustic (basic), not acidic. (Inside joke)
Aguecheek, I know nothing about you, so I’m going to use some chemical numerology on you. You’ve got Ag in your name, that’s Silver (element 47), and He in your name, that’s Helium (element 2). Adding 47 and 2 gives 49, which is Indium. Hey, cool! Indium rules!
rayniday, I wish I were Element 78, Platinum! Then I’d be worth a shitload more than I am. And hell, while we’re at it, you can be Palladium, Platinum’s younger brother, which costs even more than Platinum does, last I checked. Just don’t think you’re better than me!
Tequila Mockingbird, for some reason, when I picture you, I keep coming up with methylene, CH[sub]2[/sub]. It’s not a stable chemical; it’s something that’s pretty hard to make, actually. But that’s not why I associate it with you. Hell, this’ll be easier to SHOW than to say: http://www.hull.ac.uk/php/chsajb/symmetry/ho_5/Image123.gif and Methylene is 1b. I’ll let you puzzle it out <angelic halo>.
tiggeril, there’s not much in chemistry that matches your cuteness and your cuddliness. But you always make me smile, so, in honor of that, you can be N[sub]2[/sub]O, Laughing Gas
No… more… tonight. Chemo-psychic powers… fading.
Quixy
I wanna be a chemical, too! 
Okay, what chemical can I be tomorrow?
(I suspect that I’m just an inert gas, but you never know…)
Wanders in, sits down on haunches, scratches fleas
Okay. What’s Ice Wolf’s chemical, Quix? I’d love t’ know.
Please, analyze me, Quix! I want to know my chemical. And maybe put it on a t-shirt.
YESSS!!! not only do i explode like a bitch in water, but i’m also intensly radioactive!
that’s going in my .sig!
Bitchin’, thanks Quix!
And wouldn’t you know it, “Canada produces the majority of of the world’s supply of indium.” Who’d a thunk it?
And, quixotic78 says I rule!