“They’re very blue and weird.”
Little. Yellow. Different.
“He only uses it as an excuze to drape heez testicles all over me!”
(Better Off Dead)
With SEXY results. (Simpsons)
“Results not typical.”
“Results may vary. Some side effects may include drowsiness, diarrhea, nausea, multiple orgasms, shyness, dizziness, mood swings, itching, bitching, twitching, schizophrenia, convulsions, mild leprosy, loss of appetite, prolonged drooling, temper tantrums, weight gain, bloating, delusions of grandeur, hot flashes, dermatitis, encephalitis, elephantitis, loss of fashion sense, blindness, euphoria, urge to hunt small wildlife, and in rare cases, death. Use only as prescribed. Consult a doctor or neighborhood pusher before use.”
“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.”
“It’s easy to make fun of people’s deeply held cultural beliefs. And fun too.”
“I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together!”
[sub]- Archbishop Gumby[/sub]
“We’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together guys…”
“You lit-tle life-forms! Da-da-da-da-da! I just love scanning for lifeforms!”
“I am Dilbert, I will not harm you.”
“They can’t break you if you don’t have a spine.”
-Wally, in Dilbert.
I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez.
Erin Brockovich