And the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
“But, she’s a girl!”
Nobody’s perfect 
::d&r::
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
RIP Groucho
“Now you’ve gone and ruined everything.”
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
“…it’s doubtless no more than I deserved. I’m not a clever fellow, after all, and it must be a trial to you quick ones to always be bearing with us slow.”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you’re gonna get.”
[Se7en]
What’s in the box? What’s in the booooooooooox?
[/Se7en]
“There was never anything in the box, Michael. Grandmother wanted you to understand that the fear we create ourselves is always worse than what we face from others.”
“Hey, Mikey, I think he likes it!”
Some like it hot.
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
That’s relativity.” --Albert Einstein
“What big teeth you have Gramma…”
Evo
“I was born with big gums, sir.”
“He said your teeth are okay, but your gums’ gotta go…”
“I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth”
“Spooooooooooon!”
“Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand…”
[sub]I just can’t stay away from this thread… Thanks a bunch, Kat.[/sub]
“A man is born, he’s a man of means, then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.”
[sub]Sorry, I was taking a trivia quiz about TV theme songs earlier today and Skeezix’s quote re-activated it.[/sub]
[sub]And you’re welcome, Skeexiz[/sub]